The Lazybones Returns from the Apocalypse, Fakes a Marriage, Dumps Her Husband, and Takes Their Daughter

Name: The Lazybones Returns from the Apocalypse, Fakes a Marriage, Dumps Her Husband, and Takes Their Daughter
Author: Blazing Dragon

咸鱼佬末世归来，骗婚弃夫夺女

by Blazing Dragon (灼灼龙)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 214k Words
Genre: Sci-Fi & Apocalypse
Subgenre: Unknown
Updated: 11mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Quality writing + No Romance + Golden Finger + Spatial Storage + Divine Beasts + Raising Children + No Masses of Gore, Not a Mindless Power Fantasy] For the sake of her stepdaughter’s inheritance rights, Lin Mumu takes her and runs for their lives. Then she dies. When she wakes again, she has returned to ten years earlier. The apocalypse is two months away. The whole story is about to be rewritten. Lin Mumu gets the script of a strong heroine. She wields the divine artifact Time-Space Mirror, practices the divine arts "Ice Phoenix Art" and "Dreamweaving", and adopts the divine beast Nameless Beast. She’s still a lazy woman who hates worrying about things or doing chores. Stock up on supplies: find helpers. Prepare for battle: find a team. Grow vegetables: find a farmer. Raise a daughter: find a nanny. Keep pets: find an assistant. She takes her sweet time assembling a team and gathering supplies. Then she looks up and thinks, would you look at that, is this all the apocalypse has to offer? A torrential downpour, and you’re throwing a party? Extreme cold, and you’re having a barbecue? Scorching heat, and you’re making hot pot? You’ve turned the great apocalypse into something completely unrecognizable. When humanity looks up at the sky again, oh, spiritual qi revival! The script’s changed to ordinary people cultivating immortality. Members of the Plastic Sisterhood: 1. The Stylish Sister, always ready when trouble strikes; 2. The cool, alluring beauty; 3. The boneless little white flower; 4. The big-hearted beauty with long legs. The four plastic flowers make a scene in the spotlight. The powerful Lin Mumu has their backs from behind the scenes.

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