China’s Revival: The Apocalypse Begins, System, Don’t Mess This Up

[Mysterious China+Spiritual Qi Revival+Multiple Heroines+Romance+Lighthearted Humor+The Protagonist’s Adventures+Funny Livestreams]

[Also known as: I Just Want to Get Stronger! Women, Step Aside!] (The System shows up a few chapters later, so I hope readers will be a little patient.)

I’m a holy maiden! [Go on, pull on those stockings and wipe for me. Do it properly. If you can’t get this corner clean, I don’t mind having the old matriarch of Lishan from your family come do it for you!] Gu Chan, you’re a devil!

System: Do you want to know...

[Gu Chan: Get lost! Stop right there! I don’t want to know a thing. I just want a house full of wives and concubines, and a life of wine and women. Don’t mess with me!]

System: Young man, you were born in the Dragon Kingdom, beneath the vast heavens. How can you stay content beneath the people of other realms? As China revives, all worlds shall come to pay homage!

[Gu Chan: You utter idiot...]

I’m a holy son! [Go on, plow the field for me. If you can’t manage it, I don’t mind helping you take off a couple more layers, so your little childhood sweetheart can see what it means for a naked man to plow a field!] Gu, I’ll never forgive you!

I’m the Fairy of Wonderful Music! I won’t sing! Look at the lewd songs everyone’s requested. They’re enough to make anyone blush. [You’re right, that’s too much.] At least you understand... [Come sing in my room tonight.] You, you, you... Shameless!