The Outcast: Three-One Sect’s Chosen Immortal

I, Gu Hai, went to sleep in front of my computer and woke up as a baby in the Three-One Sect. Adopted by Immortal Daying Zuo Ruotong, I began cultivating qi at eight. I mastered one level of Threefold Reversal each day and perfected it in a month. Even I was scared of how talented I was.

Then, while I was in seclusion working on the third level, the whole world fell apart: my master was gone, the sect was destroyed, and our enemy Wu Gensheng had slipped away. And me? I cultivated all the way to defying heaven and becoming an immortal, got struck by heavenly tribulation, and fell into a deep slumber.

Who knows how many years later, I was poked awake by an “electronic ghost” called Erzhuang. I had amnesia and only remembered my name, along with a head full of sarcastic comments. Since my condition was so strange that every instrument read me as a 404, Gao Lian, the head of the Northeast Region, recruited me as a temporary worker, with Erzhuang providing backup from the shadows.

A slightly reimagined fanfic plot.

Wu Gensheng, just you wait. By the way, Erzhuang, can we do something about the internet speed in the world of outcasts? It’s urgent. Waiting online.