The Grave Robbers' Chronicles: Let This Poison Sister Loose, I'll Handle Her!

Tomb Raider: The Nine Gates’ Exclusive Healer

I failed to get the rare item in Jian Wang 3, then turned around and cursed Guo Weiwei until he was trending.

The next second, the System bound itself to me:

Qi Yuanwei: ...I’m just a healer. Why are you making me heal the entire tomb-raiding universe?

· A crash from the start

Just after returning to China, she’s caught red-handed by Xie Yuchen as a “suspicious person.”

Then he pulls out a yellowed marriage contract: How about an arranged marriage?

· One secret identity after another

Qi Tiezui: A granddaughter? Since when did I have another descendant?

Chen Wenjin: No, she’s the daughter of my old friend Qi Jin!

Wu Sansheng & Xie Lianhuan: Wait, doesn’t she call me Dad too?

The heroine: Fight it out first. Whoever wins gets to be my dad.

· A romantic battlefield

Xie Yuchen: Fiancée, come cuddle.

Hei Xiazi: My little princess from a past life. Try cuddling with me instead?

Zhang Qiling: ... (silently offers a knife.jpg)

· A massive rift in space and time

Just after clearing the Snake Marsh Ghost City, the System boots them back to the 1930s, to the old Nine Gates.

The modern team × their Republican-era ancestors. A cross-century romantic battlefield officially opens for business:

“Grandson pays his respects to Grandpa!”

“You little brat, who are you?”

Qi Tiezui stands up for his granddaughter online: Whoever dares touch her, I’ll calculate until smoke’s coming out of their ancestral graves!

Her healing overflows, keeping everyone alive;

Her origins are a mystery, and everyone’s secrets come tumbling out;

Time runs wild, and everyone goes crazy.

She only wants to finish healing everyone and go home,

but accidentally heals her way through the entire Nine Gates,

heals her way into a century-old fate,

and heals her way into a world... she can never log out of.

The most absurd tomb-raiding romantic comedy of 2025.

Turn to the first page, and the System warns:

[Warning! The plot is out of control. Bring your own fast-acting heart pills.]