Name: The Good-for-Nothing’s Guide to Turning the Tables
Author: Stubborn Taurus

Synopsis

Shen Siran was the God of War of the Xianlan Empire in the cultivation world. Golden light shielded him, blades and spears couldn't pierce him, and he had never lost a battle. But who could have guessed that the heavens had it in for him? A baffling tribulation of heavenly lightning struck him dead.

His biggest regret as he died was not having taken a bite out of his fresh, delicious, juicy, beautiful little military strategist. He'd been craving him for ages.

But after dying, he ended up in the mortal realm and became a man who was as delicate as a woman.

That might have been bad enough, but someone set him up and arranged for him to marry a disabled prince as his consort!

Damn it, I'm not doing this!

But wait, why does this disabled prince look exactly like his little strategist? He's the strategist's reborn self~~ Shen Siran hesitated for a moment, then married him with a lecherous grin.

Cultivation levels: Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul, Deification, Ascension

[The blurb is a joke, but this is a very serious cultivation story: a sweet, feel-good power fantasy with an unconventional twist. Enter at your own risk.]

[The protagonist is the bottom, pampered by the top. Couple: Shen Siran x Ling Xuantang]

[In short, this is a story about two lovers who are reborn and reunited across lifetimes.]

[This is a long novel with plenty of detail, so read with caution if that's not your thing. It's a slow burn.]

Stats

419Chapters

339Reads · 30 days

22.4kReads · all time

6.7Score

150Listens

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