I Livestream from the Demon Sect, and My Top Donor Is the Demon Venerable

Help! I sold the Demon Venerable's enemy's skull for 9.9 yuan with free shipping, and the top donor in my livestream turned out to be the Demon Venerable himself?! Guys, can you believe this? The cutthroat livestream scene is killing me. To hit my KPI, I performed a barehanded durian-smashing stunt on the spot. I overdid it, and when I opened my eyes, I'd transmigrated into a demonic sect straight out of a slaughterhouse! My phone still had a signal, and the livestream was still running. Seeing hundreds of loyal viewers, I made up my mind on the spot: I couldn't let my career end over a durian! Gazing at the eerie bone throne and wavering ghostly flames before me, I excitedly told my viewers that the production crew had really gone all out this time, putting together an immersive murder-mystery game! To make up for the livestream mishap, I casually picked up a skull with a fantastic finish. “Come on, babies! Here's the good stuff today! A ‘Thinker’ art display, naturally aged patina, just 9.9 yuan with free shipping! Click the link!” And so I, Lin Wanwan, a washed-up streamer with nothing but GMV on the brain, charged headlong down the road of “mistaking the demonic sect for a film studio and the fiends for NPCs.” I turned the murderous senior brother into an “ice-cold male model,” conned the poison-wielding junior sister into becoming a “beauty review blogger,” and transformed a bloody sect war into the most over-the-top “PK livestream sales event” in history! This is a ridiculous, feel-good comedy that'll have you laughing from start to finish, hard enough to get six-pack abs! Crush the cultivation world with consumerism, and reshape the demonic path's values with KPIs! Want to know how one bottle of medicated oil can make the entire righteous alliance question its sanity? Hop on board! 3, 2, 1, click the link!