After being a member of the 996 community and dying at work, I was warned by the system in the world of immortality: "If you dare to work harder, you will die suddenly on the spot!"
In order to survive, I, Su Lan, was forced to turn on the bad mode with tears in my eyes. From then on, I adhered to the only truth that "hard work will lead to death, and only by fishing can you soar."
I thought I could just be a happy salted fish, but unexpectedly, there seems to be something wrong with this sect!
The senior brothers picked up are all the beautiful and powerful people who were killed in the plot in the original novel:
A bug-level swordsman who is tired of the world and waiting to die, a crazy alchemist who is crazy about love, a violent half-demon who has low self-esteem and fear of society, and a pedantic scholar who holds 300 sect rules and wants to do "performance appraisal"...
As a result, I was fooled by a set of "Guidelines for PUA and Anti-PUA in the Workplace", "Project Risk Assessment Report" and "Several Suggestions on Improving Core Competitiveness"! They watched me sleeping and sunbathing every day. Not only did they have no objections, but they all thought that I was a hidden master who was playing in the world and enlightening them!
"Junior sister is not sleeping, she is preaching in her dream!"
"Junior sister is not cursing, she is cutting off the demons in my heart!"
"Junior sister is not being lazy, she is explaining the supreme way of 'governing by doing nothing'!"
Seeing that the sect is growing stronger under my "leadership" and is about to achieve the ultimate goal of "financial freedom and early retirement", who would have known that the way of heaven in this world would turn out to be an ultimate striver who pursues KPIs and hates fishing? !
Okay, if you don't let me lie down, I'll make you freeze!
This is not only about cultivating immortality, but also a "mouth substitute" for every migrant worker!
