The Little White Snake of Qingcheng: I Turned into a Dragon King Through Sheer Absurdity

【No-Brain Power Fantasy + Multiple Heroines + Immortal Cultivation + Xuanhuan Brainstorm + A Tribute to a Classic】 Modern office drone Lin Yue wakes up inside The Legend of the White Snake, only to find himself turned into a little white snake terrified of his own true form! Bound to the sharp-tongued spirit ring Mitian, he unlocks a “God-Tier Secret Realm”, he hides from hunters in its safe-house-like space, and while teaching young Bai Suzhen to cultivate, he teases her: “Sweetie, you sense spiritual energy slower than people grab concert tickets.” When the Dharma King Jinbo comes after him, Lin Yue immediately caves: “Boss, I don’t have any spiritual energy. Go pick on some other little demon.” He only meant to lie low until he became an immortal, but somehow ends up with a fabulous group of cultivation partners. He rescues the fox demon Liu Ruyan, who sticks to him and calls him “Brother Yue.” He helps Su Qingyao unlock her spiritual roots and gets himself a pill cultivator who provides room and board. His search for clues in the Eastern Sea leads him to team up with the mermaid Lingxi. Even celestial maidens and a War God’s daughter fall for his mix of cowardice and courage, and he gathers six powerful support specialists in illusion arts, alchemy, sword cultivation, and more. And things get even more ridiculous when he practices an ancient technique and awakens his dragon bloodline: he is the youngest son of an ancient Dragon King! With evil gods causing trouble, old grudges in Heaven, and disasters striking the mortal realm, Lin Yue is forced to take responsibility. He directs his cultivation partners as they crush the villains, while using the spiritual spring in his pocket dimension as a power bank for the Three Realms. The ginseng king joins the fight, and Bai Suzhen and her husband arrive with an “improved version of the Flooding of Jinshan Temple.” “I just wanted to pay tribute to The Legend of the White Snake. How did I end up the guardian of the Three Realms?!”