A Dating Show? No, This Is My Unhinged Livestream!

Book Description [Hilarious nonsense + unhinged antics + shamelessly outrageous + live-stream comments + no romance] Lin Wan transmigrates into a book and starts off with the role of a washed-up nobody dogged by bad press. She lands straight in a massive romantic battlefield: a live-streamed dating show! Other contestants treat dating shows like exams, acting cautiously and watching every word so they don't mess up. Lin Wan just glares, sticks out a leg, and gives up on trying: time to go crazy! A scumbag makes snide remarks? She rips off his car door with her bare hands. “Your girl has a wicked mind and never falls for men. Keep running your mouth and I'll twist your head off!” [Comments: Holy crap, she ripped the door off with her bare hands?! Is this girl a bodybuilding Barbie?! / Hahaha, car-door warning! The scumbag's face has gone green!] The internet is flooded with nasty comments? She smiles at the live-stream camera. “You all think I'm a psycho, and I think you're all idiots. Let's attack each other: you can curse me into obscurity, and I'll curse you with diarrhea.” [Comments: ??? This girl has such a good rhythm when she insults people! / Why am I laughing even though she's insulting me? / A true master of unhinged literature!] A playboy makes a heartfelt confession? “Wanwan, I really like you. What about you?” “Your fish pond is way too big. It's terrifying. Bye-bye!” [Comments: Direct hit! The playboy's fish pond has been blown up! / Lin Wan: Get away from me! / Saved a screenshot of the playboy's stunned face.jpg!] A show-off tries to flirt by pinning her against the wall? “Lin Wan, what do you think of me?” She looks him up and down. “You're barely five foot seven, and take out your insoles and you're five foot one. We're at different elevations, so please don't force yourself into my orbit.” [Comments: Pfft! The height joke arrived late, but it still came! / Show-off: What did my insoles ever do to you?