Gojo Sensei Says I Found a Bug in the World

My name is Hoshino Kazuha, and right now I'm sitting in the Uzumaki Café downstairs from the Armed Detective Agency, furiously scribbling away and pretending to work on my holiday homework. Across from me, my classmate and friend Naomi Tanizaki is copying homework with Junichiro Tanizaki. Their technique is so polished, you'd think they were practicing a combo move. At the next table, Edogawa Ranpo has his mouth full of strawberry milk and mumbles, “This dessert needs triple the sugar.” Not far away, Dazai Osamu has just been turned down by a server for the eleventh time after asking them to join him in a double suicide. He looks so melancholy, as if the whole world has let him down. Suddenly, the Agency's newest recruit, Nakajima Atsushi, walks in. At that moment, the eighteen years of my past life flash through my mind: From compulsory education in China to being forced to transmigrate into the body of a Japanese high school student, then watching one supernatural crime scene after another unfold in Yokohama... Did this world's bugs load a little too suddenly? Just as I'm about to pretend I've lost my memory and stay away from all the main plotlines, “Little Kazuha, you've hit a bug in the world.” Gojo-sensei drops from the sky, lifting me by the back of my collar with one hand and grinning like a cat that's stolen a fish snack. “Want to come to Tokyo Jujutsu High? Room and board are covered, and you can watch live demonstrations of the Six Eyes and Reverse Cursed Technique!” I open my mouth in despair. “...Has this world gone a little too far?” Later, I realize that this so-called “world bug” probably means I've somehow ended up in a dangerous mash-up of Bungo Stray Dogs, Jujutsu Kaisen, and Detective Conan. And the System hasn't even given me a save option. So is it too late to quit? I'm waiting for an answer, and I'm kind of in a hurry. Gojo pairing. This novel has been abandoned. Read at your own risk! (∩_∩)