The Firefly Lantern of a Mad Immortal Lord

Fang Qing, an overworked office drone who died from staying up too late, transmigrates into the weakest firefly demon in the cultivation world. All she wants is to keep her head down and survive, but the Heavenly Dao’s darling daughter keeps trying to kill her.

She panics so badly that she glows, yet the whole sect thinks she’s a scheming green tea.

She accidentally witnesses the cold, unhinged immortal sect’s granduncle, Xu Chen, killing someone

“Only the dead can keep a secret. Or... you could be my lamp.”

And so the entire cultivation world sees that:

By day, she’s a tiny light bulb at the waist of a cold, powerful big shot.

By night, the corrupted big shot pins her beside his ear to charge her up.

Fang Qing sobs: “I just want to keep my head down and survive!”

Xu Chen licks his lips: “Run again, and I’ll lock up the entire galaxy with you.”

Later, she’s forced to evolve into the Star River Firefly Empress and flee with a child, while the big shot cleaves open the Three Realms with a single sword to chase after her

“Little lamp, shine a little brighter. I’ll give you my life.”