I'm the Jie Sect's Eldest Disciple, So Stop Reading So Much into Everything, Junior Brothers

Lin Xuan transmigrates into the Primordial World and becomes the eldest senior disciple of the Jie Sect. With the Investiture of the Gods calamity looming and the lives of the Jie Sect’s ten thousand immortals hanging by a thread, he unexpectedly awakens the [Ultimate Slacker System]. He can grow stronger just by slacking off and taking it easy! So while his fellow disciples cultivate like mad, Lin Xuan plants flowers, feeds fish, and sleeps in. But the entire Primordial World is stunned! The fish food he casually tosses out turns out to be a postcelestial merit treasure! The scribbles he casually draws are deciphered by his fellow disciples into supreme divine arts! Even his sleepy mutterings contain the truths of the Great Dao, making the Sages leap to their feet in shock! Tongtian Jiaozhu: “My eldest disciple is the true embodiment of the Great Dao!” Yuanshi Tianzun: “If this child isn’t eliminated, our Chan Sect is doomed!” Hongjun: “The Great Dao gives rise to fifty, while Heaven’s evolution produces forty-nine. So the one that escaped was with you all along!” Lin Xuan: “I swear I wasn’t trying to show off! Stop reading into everything! I just want to slack off in peace!”