Lie Flat and Sign In as King Zhou, but the Three Pure Ones Insist on Groveling to Me?

Also known as: This King Zhou Just Wants to Lie Flat, but the Saints Insist on Making Me Take the Civil Service Exam

After transmigrating into King Zhou of Shang, I open my eyes in Nuwa's temple, just as I'm about to write a poem and doom myself, setting off the Calamity of the Investiture of the Gods.

Luckily, the “Human Emperor Sign-In System” activates in time.

Sign in at Nuwa's temple to receive the [Canopy of Human Destiny], which conceals you from Heaven's gaze and renders you impervious to all magic.

Sign in at the Star-Reaching Tower to receive [Primordial Crops], raising the Great Shang's grain yield to a million catties per acre.

Sign in at the Dragon Virtue Hall to receive [Humanity's Sacred Court, prototype].

While disciples of the Chan Sect and Jie Sect are still scheming over places on the Investiture List, he has already become the master of humanity, a reclusive big shot beyond even the Saints' perception.

He meant to lie flat and enjoy the life of an emperor, but the System gives him a mission: strengthen the human race.

Left with no choice, King Zhou casually promotes a few officials:

He promotes Wen Zhong and casually rewards him with The Complete Guide to Formation Arts. The result: Grand Preceptor Wen lays down version 2.0 of the Myriad Immortals Formation, and even the countless immortals of the Jie Sect have to call him “Master.”

He promotes Bigan. Seeing how hard the man works, he gives him a Seven-Orifice Exquisite Pill. The result: Bigan opens his Heavenly Eye, calculates every cause and effect of the Investiture, and curses Xiqi to its face: “Jiang Ziya, you three-named traitor!”

He promotes Daji. Finding out she's a fox demon, he means to eliminate her, but her sincerity moves him. He tosses her the Heavenly Fox Codex, and Daji cultivates into a nine-tailed celestial fox, becoming the Great Shang's divine guardian beast.

Looking at the prosperous nation, the people united behind him, and Chaoge City, which he has somehow transformed into a sacred court of humanity, King Zhou holds the Pangu blood essence he has just received from a sign-in and falls into deep thought:

“So much for the promised ruin of my kingdom and family. Why are the Saints of all three sects coming to study under me?!”