Journey to the West: Yep, Monkey Brother and I Have Seven Kids

Sun Sheng transmigrates into the world of Journey to the West and becomes Mount Five Finger. From the start, he is jolted awake by a monkey peeing on him.

His cultivation increases by one with each daily sign-in, and he can only listen as the monkey curses Tathagata, unable to move.

Then, when Brother Monkey pees on him for the Nth time, the System chimes: “Super sign-in successful. Reward: Primordial Chaos Gourd Seed.”

Five hundred years later, Tang Seng gazes at Mount Five Finger, towering into the clouds, and falls into deep thought. “Guanyin never said the mountain would grow Calabash Brothers!”

“Where's my monkey?!”

Seven little boys put their hands on their hips and shout, “Baldy, get lost! Don't wake our dad!”

Tang Seng brings in a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers.

Nezha, Yang Jian, and the Four Heavenly Kings.

Despair, over and over again.

When Tathagata's decree comes down, the entire mountain radiates a terrifying pressure:

“This monkey stays under this mountain!”

“Tathagata, would you like to try spending five hundred years buried under me, too?”

Mount Five Finger becomes the first and most hellish trial on the journey to the West.

Tang Seng falls into depression.

He shuts himself away. Fetch the scriptures?

Yeah, right…

Not even a dog would go.

The other demon kings are stunned.

“Mount Five Finger has a sacred destiny? I heard anyone who goes up there can become a saint.”

“Great King Jiuyuan Ling Sheng, why are you turning back? What about Tang Seng?”

“Tang Seng? What does he matter? I want to become a saint.”

“Great King, if you leave, those above will punish you.”

“Punish me? Heh… Once I become a saint, I'll keep them as pets.”

From then on, the great demons along the Journey to the West all head for Mount Five Finger.

Tang Seng's flesh isn't so tempting anymore!!