A Sun Shirt Is the Immortal King's Shroud? I'll Take It!

“Internet-famous fairy memes turn into all kinds of bizarre objects”

I'm Lin Yue. I transmigrated to a parallel world and became a delivery rider whose girlfriend thought I had no future. I earned 6,000 yuan a month, but my bubble-tea-shop girlfriend, who made 2,200, dumped me, saying, “You're not good enough for me.”

The next day, while making a delivery, I was knocked over by a little fairy in a sun-protective jacket who was riding the wrong way. She turned around and tried to extort 100,000 yuan from me. Every bystander took her side and pointed at me, demanding I pay up.

I was furious.

Then my System awakened. It detected that the pilled, faded sun-protective jacket she was wearing was an SSS-rank Immortal King's burial shroud, immune to all attacks from anyone below the Immortal King and containing the legacy of an undying Immortal King.

I scared her off by pretending to make a call to 110, the police emergency number.

She paid me 2,000 yuan and tossed the jacket at me like trash. “Here! Take it and throw it away!”

She had no idea she'd just thrown away a supreme treasure that the entire cultivation world would fight tooth and nail to get.

She'd tossed the Immortal King's burial shroud away like a piece of junk.

From that day on, I wore the jacket and scoured the streets for “junk.” My clogs were immortal-grade Cloud-Treading Boots, my mask was a sky screen, my massage gun was a God-Slaying Whip, and even the little fairy's fake eyelashes were a disposable Immortal-Slaying formation...

I wouldn't even look at the D-rank garbage other people fought over, because everything I owned was SSS-rank.

My ex-girlfriend, the one who dumped me, later came crawling back to beg for another chance. I just said, “You only make 2,200 yuan a month. What makes you think you're good enough for me?”

One-line summary: She tossed me the Immortal King's burial shroud, thinking it was a sun-protective jacket. Well, I won't say no!