My Name Is Niu Baojia

When he was six years old, Niu Bao's family poked a wire into the socket, and high-voltage current opened up his Ren and Du channels. From then on, he brought his own lightning whip with him when fighting, and his fists were powered by one hundred thousand volts. The old man in the village said that he was suffering from "Electric Beat Fever", but his father secretly dug out the ancestral "Eighty-one-Style Hunyuan Xingyi Tai Chi" boxing manual. "Son, our boxing style lacks the 'electricity' that is really popular. Our ancestors didn't catch up with the good times!" Many years later in the MMA boxing ring, the commentator roared: "Niu Baojia used that move 'Thunder Walking Dragon Snake' again!" The opponent's body was charred and fell to the ground twitching, and the referee was so frightened that he hid in the audience. The global live broadcast barrage exploded: "Preaching martial arts to crack down on counterfeiting? This is cultivating immortals!" No one knew that Niu Baojia was suppressing the urge to urinate - every time he discharged, there was leakage of electricity, and there was a crackling sound in his crotch.