[Ensemble Cast] Stir-Frying the Three Realms with MBTI

Reader's guide: 1. An MBTI ensemble story featuring the whole cast. Be careful about projecting yourself onto the characters. The barbecue skewer is INFP, though, and every bit of meat is delicious. 2. No canon pairings. Ship whoever you like in this big mix-and-match (though I do have a personal favorite to recommend). 3. Mystery + political intrigue + xianxia ghosts and monsters + mixed fictional settings + gender equality. Not a power fantasy: comedic, with a little angst. 4. This is my first time writing, so please excuse the poor prose. Sorry for any OOC moments!!! 5. Character appearances, genders, and other traits follow the official 16p website settings. Synopsis: When the Great Way prevails, what is the world, and what is the common good? The sixteen personalities each serve their own masters, each claiming the world for themselves and declaring their own cause to be the common good. And so the Three Realms fell into chaos. But weren't the Three Realms already in chaos to begin with? As for what happened afterward, it merely gave people on the street something to laugh about over tea, while the Three Realms lost a bunch of ordinary plants and people. The storyteller slammed his wooden block on the table with a crack: “The sixteen personalities, their good and evil hard to tell apart, fought and slaughtered one another; the dead, the wounded, the mad, the maimed, the world full of uncertainty. The people of the Three Realms all said: What a fine mess of a stir-fry!” A few nonsense remarks: One M: “Are they cooks?” One O: “No stir-frying, no stir-frying; no cooking, no cooking.” One X: “It's hard to say this opening doesn't... make me want to read about cooking.” “Same here.” One Cat: “You're getting off topic!!! Ahem, this is a healing novel about love and the wisdom of life.”