I Handle After-Sales for the Universe's Entropy Increase

When an infinite-flow instance meets the "Chief Engineer of the Chaos After-Sales Department":

Other players enter an instance: Survive! Solve the clues! Grind for points!

Gu Shang enters an instance: Tear apart the rules! Fix the bugs! Make the System cry!

[His Service Pledge]

"Hello. We've detected the following issues in your instance: the survival rate is too high, the players aren't crying enough, and the BOSSes aren't falling apart enough... We recommend upgrading immediately to our 'Happy Graveyard Package.'"

[His Greatest Hits]

► Zombie siege? Introducing the Zombie Square-Dance Professional Qualification Exam. The zombies get so competitive, they all surrender and become practice partners.

► Haunted hospital? Opening the Underworld Medical Aesthetics Center. Vengeful ghosts fight tooth and nail to get VIP cards.

► The Main God is hunting you? File the System's 996 Blessings Reform Plan in retaliation. Every instance in the universe welcomes paid burnout.

[His Daily After-Sales Routine]

✉️ System warning: "Do not feed snail rice noodles to the ancient gods! Do not use a suona to exorcise the three-headed hound of hell!"

Gu Shang: "One star! The rules aren't durable enough to take apart. Recommend sending them back to the factory for a rebuild." (Casually swipes the core code to use as barbecue skewers)