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Stop Imagining Things, I’m Really Not a Master Assassin

别脑补了,我真不是神级杀手

by Lychee, Wampee, and Grilled Salted Fish (荔枝黄皮烤咸鱼)

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Completed
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626k Words
Genre
Urban
Updated
10mo ago
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  • I Don't Want to Be an Assassin, but Death Always Gets to the Target First不想当杀手,但死亡总快目标一步Alternate title on Fanqie

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