You Want Me to Be a Simp? I’ll Knock Out the Simp Heroine

(Feel-good power fantasy, thrilling from the start! Entirely handwritten! No AI!)

[Decisive and ruthless] [Multiple female leads] [Pure exhilaration] [Invincible]

I get a simp System from the start, so I punch the simp heroine to death!

You want me to be a simp? Oh, hell no!

What? In the Ru Yan the Great storyline, I’m the cuck who gets abused? And there’s a green-tea little brother too?

Heh. I’m basically Superman now, and you still expect me to be a cuck? I’ll punch you into pulp!

What? In the inner-voice storyline, I’m the great Villain whose thoughts everyone can hear?

Since you say I’m the great Villain, then sorry, I’ll scatter even your ashes!

What? In the fake-heir storyline, I’m the biological son who gets abused?

Then, old geezer, catch this perfectly ordinary punch!

What? In the God of War storyline, I’m the Villain who makes the God of War’s wife and daughter live in a doghouse?

Then I’ll beat the crap out of… Ahem, I must say, your wife is still quite the beauty!

So you’re the Dragon King, huh? Eat my charged-up punch!

What? You want me to answer for what I’ve done? Who do you think you are, the guy who demands answers?

We’re all in this game together. Who do I owe an explanation to?