After Becoming a Constable’s Daughter, I Solve Cases with My Silver Tongue

Ye Zhaozhao, an overworked author who stayed up late writing dark crime novels, takes one sip of water and gets struck by lightning, sending her straight into her own angsty novel. Worse, she becomes the daughter of an old constable who dies in the very first chapter.

No System, no forensic skills, and zero combat ability. All she has is a logical mind honed by years at the keyboard.

In the coffin bride case, she writes the killer as a hapless man kicked to death by a donkey. In the skinning case, she forces the aloof Embroidered Uniform Guard to dress as a woman in public. At the Empress Dowager’s birthday banquet, she replaces the poisoned wine with aged Shanxi vinegar, humiliating everyone in the room.

The original male lead wants a political power struggle. She rewrites the plot on the spot: “How about a forced palace coup, audition-show style?”

When the world tries to erase her with a BUG, she summons the readers’ on-screen comments: “Ending-collapse warning! Let’s all roast this together!”

And so, a dark crime novel is transformed, right before everyone’s eyes, into a ridiculous team-building session.

“Plot armor can’t kill me, so I’ll kill the plot!”