Rule Horror: Shin-chan Goes on a Rampage, Ai-chan Lies Flat

“After ten at night, never open the door to anyone.” Ai Haibara stared at the eerie note behind the apartment door, her fingertips icy cold. This was the seventeenth zone swallowed by the rules, and she had to reason her way to a way out. But the very next second, Shinnosuke Nohara charged toward the front door with his bare bottom showing. “Shiro wants to come in! The rules say not to open the door to ‘people,’ but dogs don’t count!” The moment the door opened, the shadow that should have been deadly recoiled as if it had been burned. Ai Haibara’s pupils contracted. This little rascal was using the chaotic logic of a five-year-old to turn rules that claimed lives into a game of house! The rules demanded that everyone finish the food on their plate? Shin tucked the green peppers into his pants pocket and evaded the mutant sludge; A ghost in the mirror was coming to claim his life? He stuck out his bottom and danced at the mirror, somehow crashing the monster’s logic; Even the deadly riddle that had stumped a genius goddess was easily solved with one line from him: “Action Kamen beam, pew pew pew!” When a cool-headed sage meets an unreasonable master of breaking deadlocks Ai Haibara held her forehead. “Don’t touch that! It’s…” Shin had already stuffed the eerie doll into his crotch. “Look, big sis! It’s doing the elephant dance!” Apartments, schools, supermarkets… More and more domains of strange tales were appearing. Watching the world of rules that Shin had thrown into chaos, Ai Haibara suddenly thought: Maybe lying flat and watching a naughty kid wreck the place was another way to survive? “Wait! You’ve flattened the core of the rules by sitting on it!”