Primordial World Simulation: My Secret Identities Are Everywhere

[Everyone’s favorite + sages raising a child + adorable kid + secret identities] Su Miao transmigrates as a lowly grass spirit in the Primordial World, where calamities keep raining down on her. She’s in danger! Luckily, she binds herself to the [Primordial Life Simulator] and pulls off a brilliant move from the start: she makes a sage her dad (or mom)! Hongjun Ancestor is about to begin lecturing, and the Three Pure Ones are about to become sages? Simulate! Become the “little sister” the Three Pure Ones lost for so many years, formed from a fragment of Pangu’s primordial spirit! Everyone’s fighting for seats at Zixiao Palace? Big brothers, save a spot for your little sister! The two impoverished Western sages are going bald with worry? Simulate! Become the “Buddha maiden” born from the Eight Treasures Merit Pool! Dad (Jieyin), Uncle (Zhunti), our family really needs just a “tiny bit” more of those destined souls from the East! Nuwa’s chance to create humanity and become a sage is hard to come by? Simulate! Become the spirit of a Heaven-Mending Stone, and call her “Mother Nuwa”! Can I borrow your creation whip to play with? Merit and golden light keep piling up! Houtu is about to transform into the cycle of reincarnation and earn immense merit? Simulate! Become a “little witch” unexpectedly conceived from an Ancestral Wu’s blood essence! Sister Houtu, does the Underworld need a Meng Po to slack off and take it easy? By “winning over” sages and making secret identity after secret identity, Su Miao rules the Primordial World! She makes peace when the Three Pure Ones argue, is the most doted-on guest in Nuwa’s palace, dozes off during assemblies on Mount Ling, and hums songs by the Bridge of Helplessness… Her split-personality daily life is a blast, and with secret identities at her disposal, the Primordial World is hers! Until the meeting at Zixiao Palace… Dao Ancestor Hongjun’s gaze is like lightning. “When did you all acquire these descendants?” The sages: “???!!!” Su Miao: Help! Simulator, hurry up and simulate a “loving parent, devoted child” ending for me!!!