You Asked Me to Train the Stars, So I Kicked a Top-Tier Star into the ICU

My codename is “Thunder Fiend,” and I’m the youngest battle-hardened general in the Dragon Nation. I thought I’d spend my life surrounded by gunfire, but then an order came down: I was to lead a hundred celebrities on a variety show? My superiors want me to clean up the entertainment industry’s corrupt trends. Fine! From the start, I give them two seconds to assemble. Anyone late gets blasted in the face with a high-pressure water gun! A top-tier star acts like a diva? I kick him flying and teach him what discipline means! A scheming actress pretends to be an innocent white lotus? I make her roll around in the mud until she shows her true colors! The whole internet is watching live, and the audience is stunned: “This isn’t a variety show. It’s hell!” While everyone is cursing me as a monster, no one knows that the top-tier queen of the entertainment world, who I scolded to tears but who gritted her teeth and persevered, is my secret wife, whom I’ve never even met!