Need a Job Done? Call Brother Ming. Even If You're Buried Alive, He'll Convict You of Growing Ginseng

【Lighthearted comedy + absurd memes + bizarre stories + explosive plot twists + a fix-it-all guy】 Fang Ming transmigrates to a parallel world, inherits a miraculous shop called “Ming Can Get It Done for You,” and starts livestreaming to promote it online, claiming there’s nothing he can’t handle! Netizen: “Ming can handle anything? I don’t believe it! I can’t find the website I use to study. If you can send me a new one, I’ll believe you!” Fang Ming: “Why bother with a website? I’ll send you cracked software instead!” Netizen: “Ming, I hit someone with my car, and I don’t know where they flew off to. Can I report them for fleeing the scene?” Fang Ming: “?” Gold digger: “I’ve worked in the sex trade for eight years. Now I’m pregnant and looking for a rich man to take responsibility. Ming, do you have a number for anyone like that?” Fang Ming: “Sure thing, sis! I do! He’s got just one little flaw, though. It’s up to you whether you can accept it!” Netizen: “Ming, the goddess I’ve chased for five years is pregnant. Can you think of a way to make the baby in her belly mine?” Fang Ming: “? ?? I’m not a freaking god!” Netizen: “Ming gets things done like a pro! Yesterday I buried two people alive. After I got caught, I asked Ming to defend me, and he said I was planting ginseng!” Netizen: “I got into a firefight while smuggling goods in the Golden Triangle. After I was arrested back home, Ming insisted I’d been playing Delta Force!” Netizen: “When you need something done, you go to Ming! My wife couldn’t get pregnant, so I went to see Ming last night, and she was pregnant the next day!” Fang Ming: “Guys, don’t drag me into your crap! I don’t do anything illegal!” “But helping people get pregnant is worth a try…”