My Cultivator Roommates Can't Possibly Be This Ridiculous

A “cultivation for overworked office drones” system blending a near-future city with the cultivation world. The Celestial Court has established the “Three Realms Harmonious Development Committee,” requiring elite members of the Immortal and Demon realms to disguise themselves as humans and meet their KPI targets. The roommates in the protagonist’s shared apartment appear to be ordinary office workers, but are actually:

- A sword immortal who failed his tribulation and now works as a food delivery rider

- A Demon King with ninety percent of his powers sealed, now a livestream sales host

- A trainee Matchmaker from the Celestial Court, now a dating-app programmer

- An ancient Taotie, now a competitive eating streamer

**Core Conflict:**

While helping his roommates deal with various “supernatural public embarrassments,” the completely unsuspecting protagonist accidentally becomes a hit across the Three Realms and gradually discovers that his true identity is actually...