I'm an Eight-Year-Old Prince, and You Want Me to Marry a Princess?

[Hilarious Contrast + Effortless Wins + Behind the Scenes + Overpowered Lead]

At eight years old, I visit a brothel and run into my own father. We both stare at each other in shock.

I meant to slack off during the imperial examinations, but somehow ended up becoming the youngest jinshi in history.

Southern Xinjiang wanted to rebel and lie flat, but the emperor turned around and made me a prince.

Now that I'm back in the capital, my father pretends to be a loyal minister while I play the obedient little boy.

The entire court praises us for being the perfect father and son, both loyal and filial.

On the dragon throne, His Majesty smiles amiably. “My dear minister, I'll leave the imperial treasury and military seals in your hands.”

Me: “???”

All I want is to be a spoiled young noble! This isn't how the story is supposed to go!