I Picked Up a Kitten Who Turned Out to Be the Crown Prince

On a stormy night, I picked up a little kitten, but it spoke like a person: “I am the Crown Prince of the Beast Realm. I must repay you for saving my life.” I scoffed. “You little rascal, are you trying to scam me?” Its tail puffed up. “Mortal! Quickly, tell me three wishes!” For my first wish, financial freedom, it brought me a string of Bitcoin keys. For my second wish, laws to protect stray animals, every animal abuser dreamed of being torn apart by wild beasts. When I made my third wish, for a happy marriage, it suddenly transformed into human form and pinned down my household registration booklet. “You are not allowed to marry! Come back to the Beast Realm with me and be my Crown Princess!” I pointed at the TV, where the news showed a beast tide running amok. “First explain why the Crown Prince's portrait on the wanted poster... is a puffed-up little calico kitten?”