Great Tang: My Food Delivery Delights Prince Qin, Earning Me an Easy Marquisate

Li Mo, a top delivery rider in the 21st century, worked himself to death in the rat race. When he opened his eyes, he was in the eunuch quarters of Tang China, in the ninth year of the Wude era! With the blade just 0.01 centimeters from his manhood, he unleashed his inner power, snapped his bonds, and sprinted naked through the palace, using his delivery parkour skills to flee for his life! Half-starved and dizzy, Li Mo stumbled into the Eastern Palace and overheard a shocking plot: the Crown Prince and Prince of Qi planned to poison the Prince of Qin at a family banquet! “A Feast at Hongmen? The Xuanwu Gate?” Li Mo was stunned. He had just escaped one wolf’s den when he blundered into the Prince of Qin’s territory. With the banquet fast approaching, Li Mo went all in: he’d deliver an express package to the future Emperor Taizong of Tang, the news of the poisoned wine! Chaos erupted as he tried to get the message through the palace: a stone knocked a helmet, he nearly drowned in a pond, and he crouched behind a rockery holding in his pee while waiting for the refined Fang Xuanling… In the end, he managed to stuff the message into Fang Xuanling’s belt! On the eve of the Xuanwu Gate Incident, Li Mo got another crucial tip. He meant to deliver it in style, but the message arrow went off course… and hit the Prince of Qin right in the crotch! The Xuanwu Gate Incident unfolded as expected, but thanks to Li Mo’s “help,” the outcome was subtly different. Once the dust settled, Li Shimin ascended the throne. This “delivery genius” received an unexpected reward from heaven: the title of Marquis of Leisure! From then on, the prosperous Zhenguan era had an aristocrat with a style all his own: the richest man in Chang’an, a master inventor, a supreme culinary genius, and the dream lover of every society lady! While others schemed and fought bloody battles, Li Mo soaked in hot springs, surrounded by beauties, and sipped chilled grape wine. “Now this is what it means to transmigrate! Deliver one meal, save the Prince of Qin, and enjoy a lifetime of freedom. What a bargain!”