Great Tang: My Food Delivery Delights Prince Qin, Earning Me an Easy Marquisate

Li Mo, a top delivery rider from the 21st century, works himself to death in the rat race. When he opens his eyes, he's in a castration chamber in the Tang Dynasty, during the ninth year of Wude! With the blade just 0.01 centimeters from his manhood, he unleashes his inner power, breaks free of his ropes, and bolts off stark naked, using his parkour skills from delivering takeout to flee for his life through the imperial palace!

Half-starved and dizzy, Li Mo stumbles into the Eastern Palace and overhears a shocking plot: the Crown Prince and Prince of Qi plan to poison the Prince of Qin at a family banquet! “The Hongmen Banquet? The Xuanwu Gate Incident?” Li Mo is stunned.

Just after escaping one den of wolves, he crashes straight into the Prince of Qin's territory. With the banquet fast approaching, Li Mo throws caution to the wind and delivers an “express order” to the future Tang Emperor: intelligence about the poisoned wine! The palace erupts into chaos as he tries to pass on the message: he knocks a helmet with a thrown stone, nearly drowns in a pond, and crouches behind a rockery waiting for the cultured Fang Xuanling to take a leak... In the end, he manages to stuff the message into Fang Xuanling's belt!

On the eve of the Xuanwu Gate Incident, Li Mo obtains another crucial piece of information. He tries to deliver it in style, but the message-bearing arrow veers off course... and hits the Prince of Qin right in the crotch! The Xuanwu Gate Incident unfolds as expected, but thanks to Li Mo's “godlike assist,” the outcome is subtly different.

When the dust settles, Li Shimin ascends the throne. This “messenger extraordinaire” is unexpectedly rewarded with a title from the heavens: Marquis of Ease! From then on, the prosperous Zhenguan era has an eccentric noble: the richest man in Chang'an, an inventor extraordinaire, a culinary genius, and the dream lover of every socialite and noblewoman!

While others scheme against each other and fight bloody battles, Li Mo soaks in a hot spring, surrounded by beautiful women, sipping chilled grape wine. “Now this is what transmigration should be! One delivery, the Prince of Qin saved, and a lifetime of carefree luxury. What a bargain!”