Every Tragic Beauty Has a Girlfriend Who Sees Him as an Animal

A plan to save the beautiful, strong, and tragic, but the System got struck by lightning and went haywire! When a top-tier System turns into a complete idiot, the beautiful, strong, and tragic characters go completely off the rails! The Heavenly Dao had a serious problem. Uchiha Madara from Naruto, Zhang Qiling from The Grave Robbers' Chronicles, Gojo Satoru from Jujutsu Kaisen, Dazai Osamu from Bungo Stray Dogs... These beautiful, strong, and tragic characters were hugely popular, but each had a fate worse than the last. Their readers’ resentment was about to shatter the fourth wall! So the Heavenly Dao made a grand decree: give each of them a partner! System No. 500 was a top salesperson at the Bureau of Time and Space Travel, with outstanding skills at matching soulmates for the beautiful, strong, and tragic. But just as it was about to show off, a bolt of heavenly lightning struck, splitting the System on the spot! “Beep! System damaged. Intelligence halved. Current mode: No. 250.” So now, instead of searching for “the fated woman,” No. 500 had nothing but “the fated female” on its mind. It began snatching up female creatures from the three thousand worlds: cats, dogs, foxes, penguins, and even the most female of them all, a mother Tyrannosaurus! “A soulmate… shouldn’t at least be a person?” System No. 250 thought with what little intelligence it had left, then waved its hand grandly: they would all become animal-themed young ladies! And so, the beautiful, strong, and tragic characters went completely off the rails Uchiha Madara’s partner was an evil little beagle who spent all day pawing at his face. “What do you mean, naturally evil Uchiha? I, the Beagle Demon Queen, am the most evil of all!” Even Senju Tobirama stopped using his catchphrase, because the most evil one was right there in the Senju clan.