One Piece: Gongsun Li and I Join the Straw Hat Pirates

[Hilarious High-Seas Adventure! Ridiculous Skills That Put Defiant Fools in Their Place!] Struck by lightning while AFK in a game of Honor of Kings, Ailuke is transported straight into the world of pirates, bringing his maid Gongsun Li along! He awakens a ridiculous System from the start, with one absurd skill after another: [A Hundred Percent Chance of Being Caught Barehanded] Even the Four Emperors have to kneel and catch the sword! [Brag and Get Struck by Lightning] I brag, you get zapped. Fair deal, right? [Damage Transfer] Hitting me is the same as hitting yourself. Celestial Dragons? They can get caught in the trap too. Go ahead and attack. I'm not the one who'll get hurt! He beats up a Celestial Dragon right from the start and earns a first bounty of 100 million Berries! But this is only the beginning of his reckless antics... To grow stronger and get home, Ailuke discovers a shortcut: he can gain combat power by forming bonds with beautiful women in the pirate world. And so, the whole world of pirates goes completely off the rails: Nami is in danger? Ailuke uses his hundred-percent-chance-of-being-caught-barehanded move, and she teleports straight out of the bath to kneel and catch the sword. He saves her, but her embarrassment level maxes out too! Copying abilities? His magic-carpet transformation can copy a Devil Fruit ability, as long as the user sleeps long enough. Perona: “I've been sleeping on this carpet for three days. It keeps getting handsy with me. I'm really afraid I might end up having its baby.” Empress Hancock? Princess Vivi? Shirahoshi? The mature beauty from CP0? ...All unexpected bonuses! He keeps a low profile with the Straw Hat Pirates in the early stages, sets up on his own in the middle, and sweeps all before him in the end! This is a path to godhood paved with snark, outrageous stunts, and bizarre skills! (The blurb is for reference only. The actual story is off the charts with its outrageous antics!)