The Immortal Emperor’s Street Hustler

Name: The Immortal Emperor’s Street Hustler
Author: Cicada in the Poplar Tree

仙帝家的街溜子

by Cicada in the Poplar Tree (杨树上的知了)

Status: Completed
Length: 631k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Eastern Cultivation
Updated: 1y ago
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Synopsis

A spoof of the cultivation world, not traditional fantasy, just meant to make you smile. Chu Feng was born with a Chaos Body. His parents and older sisters are all Immortal Emperors, and while the whole family is obsessed with cultivation, he chooses to lie flat. He kicks dragon eggs around like soccer balls, roasts phoenix eggs for midnight snacks, and treats an Immortal Venerable's medicinal garden as his kitchen. One day, he swipes his father's treasured world-crossing talisman and accidentally falls into the lower world's cultivation realm. His portable magical treasure connects to the Immortal Realm's treasury, but what comes out is random: he wants a divine pill, but his father's smelly sock drops out; he reaches for an immortal sword, but his second sister's belly band flies out instead. He rides a Holy Son like a skateboard, teases a Holy Maiden by braiding her hair, and casually tossed trash is revered as an ancient treasure. He even brings home a cold and beautiful sect master as his personal maid. Life is more carefree than an immortal's. Then one day, while summoning his magical treasure, he accidentally pulls out two Immortal Emperor sisters. His fearsome eldest sister grabs him by the collar and sneers, “You little rascal, having quite a wild time, aren't you?” His haughty second sister folds her arms and scoffs, “You even dare to wholesale my belly bands?” Chu Feng clutches his head and runs for his life: “Sis! It's a misunderstanding! I never meant to wholesale your personal belongings!”

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