I Just Became a Lazy Fish, and My Disciple Is Already Invincible

Jiang Xiaoyu woke up to find himself in a VIP seat at the scene of Pangu's creation of the world, complete with a grand gift pack of Primordial Chaos Essence and compensation for Pangu's axe-related "work injury." He was forced to take in several newly transformed, oddly quirky novices of the primordial world: a socially anxious Azure Lotus, a chatty Gourd Vine, and a short-tempered sacred mountain. And so he became a hands-off master.

After sleeping for billions of years, his Primordial Chaos Essence mutated into a Slacker System. He had hoped to keep a low profile and live like a lazy fish, but the local specialties of the primordial world could turn even a dog into a dog-saint, and the aroma of roast meat wafted for miles, driving cultivators into a frenzy. When a dark upheaval swept across the heavens, Jiang Xiaoyu reluctantly shed his secret identity as a slacker. "Disciples, stop holing up at home and get out here to stretch your legs!"

This is a cheerful story about an ancestor who was forced to become invincible and his band of "problem child" disciples, who coast to victory in all sorts of ways during the golden age of immortal cultivation.