I'm a Minion in the Rift, and I'll Kick Their Nexus In

An overworked wage slave dies suddenly after another stretch of overtime and is reborn as a minion in the Rift. “Advance, attack, die” is the fate he’s been assigned. Other people are reborn as heroes. I’m reborn as the weakest minion? My fate is mine to command, not some code! I’ll beat up super minions, guard the Baron in the jungle, and dive towers to take out noob ADCs. I’ll lead the minions in smashing the enemy Nexus. When the server detects an anomaly, he chews on a virtual blade of grass and grins obnoxiously. “The program? I’ve always treated it like a client. I kicked it to the curb!”