Who’s Childhood Friends with You? I’d Have to Be Crazy to Like You

【Childhood friends】+【Everyday life】+【Mutual devotion】+【Pure love】+【Sweet romance】+【Youth】+【A touch of ensemble cast】 What’s it like to have a childhood friend? Zhang Yuchen really wants to say: it’s basically being bullied! From the time they were little, Zhang You Nian was like a little demon king: At two, she’d come charging at him with snot and drool everywhere, then cry and snatch his toys. At three, she’d tug on his clothes and follow him around, calling him “Big Brother Chenchen” all day long. At five, she’d take a chicken leg from his bowl, then turn around and punch him. Snacks, pocket money, video games: she took them all! “Zhang You Nian, can’t you be reasonable?” “Be reasonable? Talk to my fist!” Even when they grew up, she kept an eye on him. If he said one extra word to a girl, she’d immediately report him to his family, making sure he couldn’t get a girlfriend. He finally got into college, only to end up in the same major and department as her. Whenever they went home, he still had to book her tickets and carry her luggage. After they started working, he had to pick her up whenever she worked overtime, then face her father’s murderous glare when they got home. And after they got married? Things got even more ridiculous and even less romantic. They were lying together, and just as he was about to set the mood, she said something that completely crushed him. “Go ahead, we’ve been sleeping together for over twenty years anyway~” Zhang Yuchen: “...”