Warhammer: My Emperor Is Acting Strange

Old Man, a genius and eccentric quantum scientist, was writing his own Warhammer 40K story while waiting for an experiment’s results when an unexpected explosion launched him on his Warhammer adventure. A quantum experiment blew away my memories and dumped me in a snowbound mountain range. I dug a stubborn, glowing little girl out of an avalanche. Something from the Warp was chasing her, trying to take a bite. “ Get lost!” I tore the phantoms apart with my bare hands, then stood there dumbfounded. The little girl clutched my coat like it was her only lifeline. “Don’t call me Father. Call me Old Man.” I rubbed her frost-reddened ears. She looked up, her golden eyes reflecting the snowstorm. “What… are you?”