From the Start, I’m a Middle-Aged Creep, and a Young Wild Girl Has Me Over a Barrel

Hilarious, explosive, and completely upside down! Middle-aged geezer Zhou Weiguo gets the 【Ride the Waves】 cash-back System. The more brutally the “delinquent girls” scam him, the richer his rewards! From then on, everything changes. The various little delinquents who catch everyone else off guard become walking “piggy banks” in Old Wei’s eyes. From girls so young they can be satisfied with a 20-yuan cash gift, to a lovesick, sickly little girl who speaks nothing but ancient god-language, Wei relies on his slick banter and the System’s bizarre rewards. Not only does he avoid going broke, his life gets better and better.