A bolt of lightning strikes delivery guy Lin Xiaofan and opens his “Heavenly Eye.” Comments start floating above antiques! Grandpa’s chamber pot wails: “The same model as the Kangxi Emperor’s! The pee stench is off the charts! How humiliating!” The chipped bowl mocked by the antique shop smugly floods the screen: “Empress Wu Zetian’s personal bowl! Bitter medicine! Worth eight figures!”
Lin Xiaofan understands in an instant: Finding hidden treasures? Too small-minded! He is the **exclusive supplier of comments from cultural relics spanning a thousand years**! When the masters worship a priceless copy of the “Orchid Pavilion Preface,” comments from Wang Xizhi explode before his eyes: “I’m furious! It’s a fake! That was a leave request I wrote for my goose!” The whole room erupts!
His partner, Jin Yachang, flashes his gold teeth and repeats his hypnotic catchphrase: “Easy peasy!”
Experts have doubts? Easy peasy! The comments serve up face-slapping!
A national treasure is nowhere to be found? Easy peasy! The comments point the way!
The commission is too low? Easy peasy… Pay up!
This treasure-hunting duo is a force of nature. With hard-hitting streams of information from the comments on one hand and Jin Yachang’s over-the-top “easy peasy” act on the other, they tackle all kinds of fakes and serve up face-slapping for experts from every walk of life, turning the serious world of cultural relics into a riotous comment-section carnival! The whole internet waits for them to mess up, only for the director of the Palace Museum to fly in and block their door, holding a blank check.
“Master Lin! Brother Chang! Stop hunting for bargains! We’ll buy it all! We’ll buy the rights to your comments! Our national treasures have been lost overseas, and we need you, our ‘supplier,’ to post comments and guide them home!”
See how an ordinary man wields “comments” as hard currency, overturns the rules of the antique trade, and turns silent national treasures into his wildest “comment employees”!
