I Just Wanted to Lie Flat and Collect My Paycheck, So How Did I Become a God?

*After Shi Wu dies, she is forced to join “Miracle Escape,” an interstellar death-game livestream.* > > Faced with hideous monsters and scheming players, the severely antisocial girl just wants to curl up in a corner and disappear, until the [Ultimate Slacker System] binds to her: > **“Hello, Host! Lose a match and you’ll be revived immediately, plus get 100 million in cash! But if you deliberately get yourself killed? The second time, you’re really done for!”** > > A faint flicker crosses Shi Wu’s lifeless eyes. (In her mind): **“Got it. Slack responsibly, lose with grace.”** > > But her quest to lose gradually turns into a legend: > > * **[Shadowy Ancient Castle]:** She walks straight into a curse trap that guarantees death. The next second, the old castle falls apart and the trap jams. **Comments:** “The Goddess Wu calculated that the mechanism was worn out! She risked her life to break the deadlock. Respect!” > * **[Sea of Withered Bones]:** She casually tosses the only clue, a piece of a treasure map, into the quicksand. Three hours later, a player who picks it up triggers a sandworm massacre. **Survivor:** “Thanks for clearing out the threat, boss! You threw it away to warn us it was bait!” **Shi Wu:** “...?” (I just didn’t want it.)