The Fake Heiress Lets Loose Thanks to Her Wacky System

The day the real heiress, Su Li, returned, her three older brothers pointed to the fake heiress, Lin Wanwan, and pleaded, “She’s not quite right in the head. Can we keep her around for a laugh?”** Su Li sneered. “Playing the helpless white lotus? What a tired trick.” Then she heard the frantic stream of thoughts inside Lin Wanwan’s head 【System: Alert! Big Brother’s underwear is on backward and giving him hemorrhoids. He can barely sit still! Second Brother’s pickles, brined in a lab dish, are sour enough to make the United Nations wince! Third Brother’s piranhas have eaten Dad’s koi, worth tens of millions!】 Su Li: “...She really isn’t quite right in the head. Let’s keep her. It’s dangerous out there.” Lin Wanwan transmigrates into a dogblood novel as the fake heiress and gets bound to a “Gossip-to-Wealth System”: the more people there are to watch the drama, the faster the money rolls in. The catch is that the entire wealthy family can hear her and the System’s snark in real time! When a vicious supporting character tries to drug someone, the System automatically triggers 【Counterattack Defense】, making her perform a belly dance in front of everyone. When a hypocritical relative spreads rumors, the System livestreams 【Truth Replay】 complete with over-the-top sound effects. Later, the capital’s elite circle is rocked Her father, a scientific research mogul: “Who says my daughter only knows how to watch gossip? She just hacked M Country’s nuclear arsenal!” Her top-tier star third brother: “My sister played death metal on a suona and blew the Grammys away!” Meanwhile, Gu Jin, the world-ending villain whom the System confirms has been secretly in love with Su Li for ten years, is hauling Lin Wanwan over to the corner: **“Here’s a sure-fire way to get rich: report on Su Li and my relationship every day, and I’ll give you ten billion.”** **As Lin Wanwan nods frantically, a cold voice sounds behind her:** **“Why not report on how you used my lab to analyze the curve of her eyelashes? I’ll give you twenty billion.”**