Dear Alien Agent

Lin Xi is an eight-year-old student ranked last in his class. One morning, he wakes up with an alien mark on the back of his hand and becomes the Star Alliance's sole plenipotentiary representative on Earth!

At the TV Tower Plaza, thirty teardrop-shaped alien warships hover in the sky. On a global livestream, the alien fleet commander salutes the boy in his school uniform. “Mr. Lin Xi, the Er Star Fleet reports for duty!”

The internet explodes, and leaders around the world collectively lose it!

A representative from the Americas tries to negotiate a deal without him?

“Sorry, the Star Alliance's rules say I have to sign every deal. Don't like it? Too bad!”

The powerful nations of Europe and America mock him, asking what a little kid could know about interstellar diplomacy?

Then he trades a packet of spicy strips for the complete technology behind controllable nuclear fusion, a bottle of Erguotou for the blueprints to Yao Star's interstellar warships, and one hot pot dinner to get civilizations across the universe scrambling to establish diplomatic relations with Earth!

His classmates laugh at him for failing every exam?

He takes control of a stellar-class warship and blows an invading fleet of Star People to pieces with a single shot. He becomes a legend on a global livestream, and netizens cry out, “You call this an elementary school student?!”

Whoever dares to touch his parents, classmates, or hometown will face a mecha in their face and a laser at their throat. Lin Xi declares, “Earth is my territory. Anyone who attacks China, no matter how far away, will be killed! Touch a single hair on Earth's head, and I'll turn you into space junk!”

Other eight-year-olds are still playing in the dirt and doing homework.

At eight, Lin Xi is setting the rules of interstellar trade, building a cross-galactic business empire, and leading Earth from a backwater planet to one of the universe's central worlds!

But he never expected the Void Civilization behind the Star People to have long been watching hungrily from the shadows, as the crisis of the universe's cycle of reincarnation quietly draws near.

Lin Xi clenches his fist. “I will protect this galaxy!”