Darling, They’re Perverts. I’m Just a Hopeless Romantic
老婆乖乖，他们是变态我是恋爱脑
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- Completed
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- 429k Words
- Genre
- Two Male Leads
- Updated
- 1y ago
- English
- RandomTL: Request
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- My Depressed, Complicated Wife, and Me, the Ultimate Lovesick Fool抑郁拧巴老婆，我超级恋爱脑Alternate title on Fanqie
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This is my first time following a serialized novel, and it's been great. The book is very engaging, and the characters are well-developed. At first, some might find An'an's personality too weak, but An'an is a character who grows and matures; you can see her growth as you read on. An'an and He Qinian's relationship is one of mutual redemption.
It's so incredibly good! An An's desire to live in this world because of He Qinian really touched me, sob sob sob. I felt so sorry for An An in the beginning. His family disliked him because of the other guy and targeted him. Luckily, He Qinian came into An An's world. He Qinian is so good to An An, giving her all the tenderness of his life. The beginning was so bittersweet.
2025.11.12 "He Qinian, here!" Ahhh, oh my god, love is when An'an calls out "He Qinian," and someone will always respond with "He's here." That's love! It's so sweet, it makes everyone want to fall in love. The previous version was so heartbreaking for An'an, with that kind of family, but it's okay, the author loves their characters so much, so in the later version, our An'an has a happy family…
This book gets better and better the more you read it. The relationship between the two little ones is wonderful, a sweet love story, and I really like the premise. In short, it's simply great! I hope the author can update soon and correct the typos. There are hints in the comments section. 😆
So beautiful! 🥺 Men get their periods after watching this 🙄 Women go crazy after watching this 💪 This is the nemesis of depression 😎 It's the alarm clock for vegetative patients 😭 So cute that tears streamed from my mouth, flooding the Qiantang River 😱 So cool 😘 God is my rose, illuminating my dark life and giving my world meaning 😊 I ran and jumped, I danced the tango on the 20th-floor balcony 😮…
I highly, highly, highly recommend this! It's really good, and I felt so sorry for what the protagonist went through, but thankfully the other guy appeared. Actually, I think this story is about two people who have suffered a lot finding each other redemption 😢 The best part is that the other guy is really strong.
Although I haven't finished reading it yet, since the author hasn't finished the serialization, I found the beginning incredibly good and redemptive. Only someone like He Qinian, who is devoted to his wife and has a strong sense of self-love, deserves to have a wife. Those who don't trust their wives don't deserve to have wives at all.
Super sweet! There are several couples throughout the story. Each couple is unique and eye-catching. An'an and President He fall in love at first sight, a mutual redemption. Yan Li and Qin Yu are childhood sweethearts, but Yan Li is too shy to confess his feelings and drag Qin Yu down with him. Gu Yan Li is such a coward!
Super good! I recommend reading both the main story and the epilogue. If you find the epilogue a bit jarring after reading the main story, I suggest waiting a couple of days before reading both; they're both excellent, and everything has a happy ending.
When I first saw the author describe the seme as a home-breaking robber type of lover, I wondered, "Is that really how it's described?" I had to see for myself. After reading a bit, I realized that Nian Nian is indeed a home-breaking robber type of thug lover 🤦🤦🤦🤦 An An slowly overcomes her psychological trauma with his help. But as I read on, I thought, "What kind of two bitter gourds are these?"