I Bound Myself to Countless Beauties and Became Supreme, Jealous?

When Lu Ping, a good-for-nothing with poor aptitude, is expelled from his sect, he unexpectedly activates the "Heaven's Chosen Return System" and binds himself to three women blessed by fate: the proud alchemist Su Zili, the calculating spirit-plant cultivator Bai Xiaochun, and the cool, beautiful sword cultivator Lin Ruoxue. From then on, the harder the women work at cultivation, the more astonishing his rewards become as he lies flat: when Su Zili's alchemy furnace explodes, he gets a Chaos Saint Pill; when Bai Xiaochun cultivates a mutated spirit herb, he enjoys its source power; when Lin Ruoxue triggers a tribulation, he absorbs it and makes its power his own.

From a body-tempering good-for-nothing to a supreme tribulation-surviving cultivator, Lu Ping's comeback is packed with absurdly satisfying moments. At his former sect's tournament, he uses cultivation returned by the System to crush the geniuses and face-slap those who expelled him. In the Meteorite Secret Realm, a female lead accidentally triggers a mechanism and sets the puppets rampaging, but he gains their control technique through the System and puts it to use. During his Golden Core tribulation, Su Zili's magic treasure neutralizes the heavenly lightning, triggering a hundredfold return from the System that refines the tribulation clouds into cultivation. More comic strokes of luck follow, from a System bonus that grants cultivation for lying flat for a hundred years to accidentally stumbling into a forbidden zone and inheriting its legacy. Amid the women sabotaging one another, villains misjudging him, and a steady stream of hilarious mishaps, he keeps winning without lifting a finger.

When the Blood Demon Hall joins forces with demons from beyond the realms to unleash a catastrophe, Lu Ping has already mastered astonishing abilities such as "Yin-Yang Twin Nascent Souls" and the "Laws of Space and Time." He wages war on two fronts, sending a Fusion-stage clone into battle while his Void-Inquiry-stage true body fights elsewhere. In the end, he absorbs the energy of the Nine Heavens Divine Thunder, then ascends to the Immortal Realm alongside the women, ushering in an era for those who win by lying flat as the "Ruler of the Heavenly Dao."