You Asked Me to Develop an Anti-Addiction System, So Why Did You Ban the Campus Queen for 500 Years?

On a parallel Blue Star, the gaming industry is thriving,

but games are overwhelmingly alike, and there are hardly any quality titles.

Only a handful of ancient myths have been passed down, too.

Long Nation, Shanhai Province, Xucheng University of Science and Technology

The cute school beauty’s livestream.

“Hey, everyone! I’m starting a new game today. It’s called Escape from Five-Finger Mountain. You start as a spirit monkey born of heaven and earth!”

“Let’s see the tags. Cures gaming addiction? Hmph, pretty big claim.”

“The opening is about escaping from Buddha’s palm? That’s it?”

“Let’s check the level... What? Level 99! Max level?!”

“Skills include the Seventy-Two Transformations, an Indestructible Diamond Body, and the ability to grow as vast as heaven and earth! Wow, those sound awesome!”

“With skills like these, you expect me to avoid him?”

“So you’re Buddha, huh? Take this, you old rascal!”

Three seconds later, the screen went black!

[You have been imprisoned beneath Five Elements Mountain!]

[Account suspended for 10 minutes!]

“I let my guard down. I didn’t dodge!”

“I have the Seventy-Two Transformations. How could I not escape?”

[You have been imprisoned again!]

“Again! Somersault Cloud!”

[You have been imprisoned yet again!]

“Again! Grow as vast as heaven and earth! Get bigger, bigger, bigger!”

[You have been imprisoned yet again!]

“Aaah! Bald donkey! You’ve gone too far!”

[You have been imprisoned yet again!]

“Ah! Why am I under Five Elements Mountain again? What a lousy game. I’m done, I’m done!”

[Calculating game results...]

[Your account has been suspended for 500 years (182,625 days).]

“Five hundred years?!!!”

“Aaah!!!!”

“Damn you, game developers!!!!”

“Are you even human?!!!”