Rule Horror: From the Start, I Arrived at Bikini Bottom

[No romance, national-fate livestream]

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The Blue Star is invaded by eerie entities, and one person from each country is selected at random to take part in a rule-horror scenario.

Lin Bufan is just as extraordinary as his name suggests. He has successfully become the unlucky one chosen for the job.

When he opens his eyes, he sees a page covered in messy handwriting. It reads:

Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Rule Horror. Please follow the rules below:

Rule One: You are not Squidward. Do not let them find out.

Rule Two: Find the clarinet. It's very important to you.

Rule Three: Stay away from Patrick Star when he's wearing red pants.

Rule Four: SpongeBob has invited you to catch jellyfish. Refuse, unless Patrick Star is there.

Rule Five: Do not eat a Krabby Patty!! Do not eat it!!!

Rule Six: Monday through Saturday are workdays. Do not be late, or Mr. Krabs will get angry.