My Laid-Back Days at a Cultivation Academy

[No Romance, Female-Oriented, Fun Ensemble Novel About a Happy-Go-Lucky Slacker]

Chong Yue transmigrates. In her previous life, she worked herself to the bone as an office drone, with no hope of a promotion or a raise, and ended up severely overworked.

This time, she swears she'll be a complete slacker, but... damn it, why does she still have nine years of college entrance exam prep and three years of practice tests even after starting her cultivation journey? Aaaaaah!

No big deal. She'll grit her teeth and study all over again! It's the deluxe version at a cultivation academy, after all~ Study hard, and you can even live longer, grow wiser, save the common people, uphold justice, and become an amazing adult~

With that in mind, Chong Yue enters Lingxiao Academy. But before long, she wishes she could close her eyes and go back to the way things were.

Can someone tell her how such a tiny cultivation world can be packed with so many talented people? She puts her all into memorizing memes and doing absurd comedy, but still can't compete with the naturally gifted.

“Oi! Yue, quit spacing out! The dean found out we cut off his beard, and he's looking for someone to pay the price!”

“Run! Last time, someone used Senior Brother's name to go on a date in Yudu. Now the real deal is here. There are girls everywhere outside, demanding Senior Brother give them a proper title! Aaaaaah! Senior Brother just threatened to kill that bastard.”

“Oh my heavens! Someone studied so hard for finals they went mad and suffered cultivation deviation! No, wait! A demonic cultivator suffered a deviation and went even more insane!!!”

“Who replaced the old geezer's hair-growth tonic with hair-loss serum? Now he's running around bald with a huge cleaver, hacking at people while muttering, ‘Buddha's mercy...’”

Chong Yue's vision went dark. “The future of the cultivation world really is bleak!”