I Just Finished Simulating an Emperor's Background, and the Saintess Is Refining Me into a Pill

(The rating just came out, so it’ll go up later!) My name is Shu Baidu. By the time you read this, I’ll be running my ten-thousandth simulation. 【You slid into the exotic beast’s mouth with a slick combo and successfully fed it, earning the title of Best Delivery Worker of the Year.】 Shu Baidu: “...System, you…” 【Ding! Host has a random cultivation-level card. Activating it automatically… Success!】 【Current cultivation level: Great Emperor!】 Shu Baidu: “You… take care of yourself!” From then on, he was invincible with one hand and lonely with the other. He even took in a cheap disciple along the way. Then, on the day his ten-thousandth simulation ended, the Primordial Saintess mistook him for a human-shaped treasure and tied him to a pill furnace. Looking down at the cultivators watching hungrily below, he smiled with chilling kindness. “There was no road in the world to begin with. When enough people want to be reborn…” Boom!! An immortal emperor’s pressure, spanning the ages, crushed past and present, shattered the myriad laws, and brought the heavens crashing down! “Who dares lay a hand on my master?!” His voice was the decree of Heaven; his words made reality obey. Countless ancient beings awoke from their slumber, their Daoist hearts crumbling. “What the hell?! Is that… an Immortal Emperor?!” In front of the pill furnace, Shu Baidu crossed his legs and casually added: “Allow me to introduce my beloved rebel disciple.”