I Took a Winter Break Job, and Somehow I Left African Warlords Stunned

The first person in the country to be convicted of war crimes? Helped an African warlord annex thirteen nearby tribes? Rewarded with three gold mines? Lin Heng only wanted to get an honest part-time job over winter break. Then the special police surrounded him, shocking the entire campus. “Lin Heng, right? You’re an international trade student. Why did you illegally help an African warlord?” Lin Heng spread his hands. “I just translated The Art of War and talked about wheat-growing theory. Is that against the law too?” “Then it’s a fact that you illegally sold large-scale hot weapons overseas, isn’t it?” “Officer, isn’t all of that just high school physics and chemistry? You call that large-scale hot weapons?” “Uh… Then explain the incident involving the burning of the National Shrine in Jingguo!” Just then, a middle-aged man burst into the interrogation room. “I’ll testify for Lin Heng. It was simply so filthy that it spontaneously combusted!”