I Took a Winter Break Job, and Somehow I Left African Warlords Stunned

The first war-crimes conviction since the founding of the nation? Helping an African warlord annex thirteen neighboring tribes? Rewarded with three gold mines, fifteen tons of tin ore, and twelve wives? Lin Heng had only wanted to work an honest part-time job over winter break. Then the Special Police surrounded him, leaving the entire campus stunned. “Lin Heng, right? You’re a college student studying international trade. Why did you illegally help an African warlord?” Lin Heng spread his hands. “I just translated The Art of War and talked about wheat-growing theory. Is that illegal?” “And there’s the matter of illegally selling large quantities of military-grade weapons overseas. That’s a fact, isn’t it?” “Officer, isn’t that all just high school physics and chemistry? You call that military-grade weaponry?” “Uh, then explain the incident involving the burning of the National Shrine.” Just then, a middle-aged man burst into the interrogation room. “I’ll testify for Lin Heng. The night it happened, he was with my wife!” “As for this shrine or that shrine, it was so filthy it spontaneously combusted!”