Don't Call Me Sakura, Call Me Bro Sakura!

“Zhang Yide of Yan is here!”

A pink-haired girl with a choppy haircut roared as she grabbed Uchiha Sasuke by the collar: “Quit acting all gloomy and tragic! A real man should take up his sword and accomplish great deeds!”

And so begins Zhang Yide (Haruno Sakura)’s attempt to keep Uchiha Sasuke from turning evil!

When the fierce warriors of the Three Kingdoms meet the world of ninjas:

To remove Sasuke’s Cursed Seal of Heaven, she summons a “dragon” and “sells out” her friends.

To make Sasuke Hokage, she gives ninjutsu a radical makeover, turning useless techniques into treasures.

Watching the crazy woman, Sasuke’s dead-fish eyes twitch uncontrollably.

Years later, the Five Kage Summit is thrown into an uproar:

The new Hokage’s wife kicks down the door, twin blades at her waist engraved with “Sakura of Yan.”